"Time to put you in your Big Box Value Meal"
| Narrator | John Cybulski |
| Value Destroyer | Brian Akerson |
| Mexican-Inspired Minion #1 | Prince Cassell |
| Mexican-Inspired Minion #2 | Lee Timmen |
| Karen Walters | Herself |
| Greg Creed | Himself |
| Greg’s ‘American’ Accent | Garrett Keith |
| Panicked Teammate | Robert Guerrero |
| The IT Crowd | Themselves |
| Gordita Girl | Anjali Shenai |
| Captain Chalupa | Chris Pizula |
| Commissioner | Charles Lee |
| Producer | Brandie Bedell |
| Cinematography | Neil Williams |
| Guest Cinematography | Jose Dacio |
| Art Director | John Cybulski |
| Film Editing | Robert Francke |
| Wardrobe/Make-up | Brandie Bedell |
| Script and Direction | Chris Pizula |
| Website development | John Cybulski |
| Jose Dacio | |
| Neil Williams | |
| Creative Team | Brian Akerson |
| Brandie Bedell | |
| Prince Cassell | |
| John Cybulski | |
| Jose Dacio | |
| Garrett Keith | |
| Chris Pizula | |
| Anjali Shenai | |
| Lee Timmen | |
| Jamie Walling | |
| Neil Williams |